Too tired to sleep
Too hungry to eat

 

kitten-jesus:

trotskay:

went to an American restaurant today!!!! ‘ello mate!!!!!! put forks in my hair to show my love for these Westerners’ food!!! Haha!!!!! Ha!!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! Ha  !

That sentence needs more exclamation marks

(Source: frantzofanon)


Kate Bishop really hates it when her dad asks her to call Heather her mother. At one point, during one of their many arguments about it, Kate said “Clint’s more of a mother to me than she is!”. She’ll never admit this to Clint, because he would never let her live it down.

Kate Bishop really hates it when her dad asks her to call Heather her mother. At one point, during one of their many arguments about it, Kate said “Clint’s more of a mother to me than she is!”. She’ll never admit this to Clint, because he would never let her live it down.

(Source: blandmarvelheadcanons)

picturesyo:

morpha:

morpha:

for my next big comedy act i’m going to stand up and read excerpts from the heterosexual awareness month site

"We are one of the only groups who no longer have a respected voice in this modern world."

"A day set aside to bring awareness to the little known 
but serious issue of heterophobia”

runmonsterun:

THIS WAS ACTUALLY A LOT LONGER BUT I I cut out a whole chunk because every single slide was awful and no amount of cosmetic would fix it so I just lopped it off…. nonetheless I’m sorry for what I managed to finish as well. 

nightefury:

rabidauthor:

trashy-prince:

2srooky:

shanellbklyn:

x-cunt-hunter-x:

kxngvxgitx:

cold-fury:

One of the best moments of my childhood.

BITCH

ZERO HAD ZERO FUCKS

I can’t even tell you how excited I was that they turned this book into a movie and it was good

I literally have absolutely no complaints with the movie at all. Once, my friend and I did comparisons from the book and the movie, and we found the only major difference was the fact that Stanley wasn’t heavy set when he arrived at the camp in the movie. The majority of the script is raw quotations from the book.
This is my favorite book to movie adaptation and it did everything Percy Jackson, Inkheart, and The Golden Compass didn’t.

yesss this was such a good book and film

And the only reason Stanely wasn’t heavy set was because in the book he loses tons of weight and eventually ends up being almost thin. The director said he didn’t want to force an adolescent boy to lose weight on such a quick filming schedule, and L’bouf’s audition was so spot on, that they decided to go with a thinner Stanely from the beginning

Also the screenplay was wrote by the author